There’s been a lot of talk about which potential vice presidential pick could boost your campaign. I know you don’t like dogs. Hey, I shot my dog. I had to. He had hydrophoby. Unlike some others, I loved my dog. He saved my life. I hated killing my dog. I think people will relate more to me than somebody who shot their dog just because they hated it, like that lady carpetbagger telling all those big windies in her book.
So if you wanna pull in the I shot my dog vote, go with the shot with love. Bonus! You can claim that you are helping to stem the hydrophoby pandemic. What’s Kristi got? Save the pheasants? Please…and how critical is South Dakota anyway? You know I got big Walt, right? He wanted me to let you know he’ll be expecting an ROI in the nature of trademark copyrights. So. Think about it…my people will get in touch with your people.